Falsely Accused

Of course I'm not a perfect parker. But today I was on the receiving end of a nasty gram written by someone who was a bit confused. Even though I was in the Employee parking lot, I highly doubt it was an employee who left me the little note.

#1 Sometimes a bad park job is the direct result of the crappy parkers who came before you.
#2 I don't drive a truck. It's a teeny tiny Suzuki Forenza.
#3 I don't see how a little back bumper hanging out into the driving lane could in any way take up 2 parking spaces.
#4 You're allowed to park in the garage! Stay out of our limited designated parking zone.